F’lamin Yon here reminiscing about the good ol days in Bacchus’ Bareback Riders 2. These long time lovers have no need for condoms in the most intimate situations…

The first scene gets right into the action with some kissing before some sensual sex (no oral) in various positions. They don’t exchange positions—the lighter skinned cutie fucks the well tanned one throughout the whole scene.

Scene 2 starts with an oral display (again no dialogue) [in the same room as the first scene] as they swap the favor before 69in it. Then the smaller lad tops his lover doggystyle before flipping his hairy body (we’ll call him Harry) over and doing it missionary. Then keeping with the oral theme, the smaller lad finishes off in Harry’s mouth while Harry jacks himself off. It reminded F’lamin Yon of how little David conquers the massive Goliath. =)

Next, two twinks utilize a chair (in the same room—how low budget) prior to hopping on the worn out bed. One of the two boys has a sexy speedo tan going on. The sex in this scene is steaming and these two really enjoyed themselves. F’lamin Yon knows t’is better to give then to receive and these cuties know how to make their lover perform at their best. Hot, hot, hot.

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The final scene moves into the kitchen (wow, a new location!) and begins with a long, hot, oral session—one of the two boys has a ring around his balls—kinky =). The boy with the ring rails his lover from behind while leaning him over the counter. They then jack off and release all over the chair they started on.

Yes, it was fun to reminisce, but without any dialogue it was hard to see the genuine chemistry versus just raw sex. A storyline would have been nice Bacchus instead of some cheap motel 6 type of flick. 5 face towels were used to clean off the TV screen and it would have been less if not for third scene. Muah!!!

Miami Studios’ Very Basic Training is just that—very basic. F’lamin Yon was none too appreciative of the boring content and, although those sailors were cutie patooties, F’lamin Yon ended up sea sick…

Scene 1 has a young sailor playing with himself, but it looks SOOOOO NOT HOT. He sits there on the bed just looking bored, the cameraman amateurly trying to walk him through the scene, but honey, his release looks more forced than anything. And F’lamin Yon does not like stupid conversation when getting in touch with himself. This scene was soooo unclimactical.

Next is a shy Vietnamese sweetie that lubes his spring roll like the newcummer he is. Again, meaningless conversation takes place and it looks like he needs to be left alone. The cameraman talk is not necessary… another cock is! And his poor little member looked so suffocated in his hands that it made F’lamin Yon yearn to lend it some much needed affection.

Scene 3 brings in a warm couple (finally!), and the dumb-ass cameraman tries to stir up some drama between the lovely twosome. F’lamin Yon wanted to cut off the cameraman’s penis (forgive F’lamin Yon) with a dull butter knife for even going there. How are they supposed to make love when you’re stirring up a negative environment Mr. Cameraman? Sheesh… Major mood killer.

Then in scene 4 a Spanish/Greek mixed breed looks disinterested with both the conversation and the cameraman. His member is uncomfortable and fails to wake up, according to F’lamin Yon’s eyes. It would not rise to the occasion for a lonnnng time, and looks as if it's on life support. F’lamin Yon would've given it some mouth to cock resuscitation…

Scene 5 deals with a cutie named Lou who didn't look as desperate as the cameraman was making him. This scene took foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to start—are we shooting singles ads here or a movie? F’lamin Yon couldn’t take it anymore halfway into another drowsy scene and, although a professional, had to press the fast forward button. It pains F’lamin Yon to do this, but it was a must.

F’lamin Yon gave the final scene a little sneak peek—only to be disappointed again. It was not a good day for F’lamin Yon and F’lamin Yon needed to go out and impulse shop to salvage the rest of the day.

After what felt like a complete waste of time, F’lamin Yon still managed to use 2 face towels, but needed a long, hot shower. The people at Miami Studios need to get bitch slapped for such an unacceptable poor excuse of a “film”. F’lamin Yon can get more hot from looking in the mirror at F’lamin Yon’s self without the presence of a dull, mind (and cock) numbing “cameraman”. Very Basic Training is to be left on the shelf, and F’lamin Yon is done… Muah!!!

Video 10 gives a short but sexy video of some jocks getting their balls polished in “Playin With The Coach's Balls.” Like F'lamin Yon said, it's short.

The first scene has some sexy guys playing indoor soccer, or football for everyone outside America. A twink enters the scene to watch, he is apparently the new player. The players all welcome the cute little twink, and one takes him to the locker room. He starts to get undressed, but F'lamin Yon has no idea what they are saying as the subtitles give out. The other player obviously likes what he sees as he starts fondling himself. The cutie puts on his jock but complains about being sore, so the ever helpful teammate decides to look him over. They start exploring each other's bodies and making out. Talk about being welcomed into the team! The teammate especially likes that fine ass of his! Later, the teammate sucks off his thick cock. F'lamin Yon wants to join! But the teammate gives him the best welcoming gift by letting the new guy fuck his beautiful ass. They both cum and the two get ready for the game.

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Back in the gym, the game continues. Training comes to an end as two guys are asked to stay. Apparently, the coach wants some extra time with them. The coach leaves to the two to practice and goes off to shower. He strips down, fondling himself a bit. The two outside play around, but one gets a ball thrown in a less that happy place. His teammate goes to check him and starts stroking his cock in apology. Then he starts sucking him! Well that'd improve F'lamin Yon's mood! The two get naked and the blowjob continues. The injured player returns the blow as thanks for helping him feel better. Back in the locker room, the coach is all nice and clean. They two boys exchange blows between the net then start having sex. The coach goes to check on his boys and loses his towel in the process. He watches them for a moment then goes back into the locker room. Both the boys cum and the scene ends.

Short but sweet; this video delivers a quick jock wet dream. Some subtitles would be nice but the action made up for it. Five face towels were used for this film. Muah!

Video 10 gives a bunch of hot guys the number for a good time in their film “For A Good Time.” With numbers posted everywhere, it's no wonder these boys know where to go to get the pleasure they want!

A sexy bartender is in the first scene as he cleans up his area. Unfortunately, the sound does not match up with the video so it's slightly hard to watch. The bartender finds a number on a table and calls it. A stud answers and agrees to come visit him at the bar. There, the two start making out and stripping down. The stud sucks off the hot bartender's cock then bends over a chair to get fingered and spanked. Finally, the bartender slides himself into the stud's ass and fucks him. They both cum and the scene ends.

The next scene has a stud working out at the gym. Once again, the sound is off from the video. While working out, he spots a phone number on the wall and decides to call it. A hottie answers his call, and tells him to meet him in the locker room. The two meet up and get hot with each other starting with a good massage. The stud's pants come off and more interesting things start to happen. The hottie explores the stud's ass, then flips him over to stroke and suck his cock. The stud returns the sucking and the two decide to sixty-nine for more fun. Later, the stud fucks his sexy new friend over the massage table. The two have a great round of hot sex then cum.

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The third scene is in a bathroom, a very common place for the “for a good time...” wall writings. Suddenly, a cock appears in a hole in the wall. It's glory hole time! The hottie in the stall seems quite willing to play along and starts sucking off that mysterious thick meat. Once hard, the glory hole man reveals himself and fingers that hottie's ass. Finally, he rims it then slides his cock into him. A good ass fucking proceeds. Both cum and the scene ends.

The last scene is also in the same bathroom. A hottie strokes his meat while he waits for the pre-appointed time. F'lamin Yon can see the potential of this film as two glory holes are shown. He finds a number to call and gives it a ring. The hottie who answers invites him out to the bleachers for some fun. Once back there, a good cock sucking starts. They trade places for a bit, then the first hottie rims and fingers the good time man. The two start fucking on the floor and the scene ends with them both giving a good cum shot.

This film was pretty hot, it would have been hotter had the sound actually matched the video. But at least the video quality was excellent! Six face towels were use for this film! Muah!

At a special club, the words “I like men in uniforms” can take you to the heights of pleasure in Video 10's “Uniforms Only”. These sexy soldiers and sailors keep their guns polished and practice good teamwork in the true spirit of great porn!

The scene opens up to a couple of studs entering a club under the secret code “I like men in uniforms.” Well so does F'lamin Yon! Where is this club? The two studs are playing pool, a great activity if you like to play with balls. One speaks German while the other speaks English, but lust is a universal language. The two start making out and the English officer gets stripped and tasted. They move to an empty pool table where the German officer sucks him off, then rims his sexy ass. His fingers slid into the English ass as he explores the territory. The German officer continues to suck his new friend off before he gets a good cock sucking himself. Finally, the English officer gets bent over the pool table and his ass is pounded hard and fast by his new friend. They reach their peeks with a good jerk off and their money shot is very nice.

The next scene has a hottie sliding down onto a bright pink dildo. The officer is soon joined by a soldier, who enjoys the show for a bit. He strokes his meat then gets the officer to suck him off. Later, the soldier rims and fingers the officer's tight ass before sliding his cock into him. He gives him a much better ride than that pink dildo could give. But, it is not forgotten as the officer sucks on it while he gets fucked. They both cum in a spray of semen and the scene ends.

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Speaking of se(a)men, the next hotties to enter are sailors! Nothing like men who are looking for something long and hard! One plays pinball, while the other watches his moves. The sailor in white makes a bad pun and tries his hand at the pinball game. But he's more interested in the other sailor. The two shipmates start making out and stripping down. The first with a cock in his mouth is the sailor in blue. He sucks off his sexy shipmate, giving his mast a good polishing. The two jerk themselves off for the other's viewing pleasure before there is more cock sucking. Up on the pinball machine, the sailor in white sucks off his friend then fingers his tight ass. Finally, the sailor in white slides his cock into his shipmate and lets the waves of pleasure flow over them. He pounds him like a harsh surf until they both cum.

The last scene has two soldiers presenting their cocks to glory holes. One happy soldier quickly starts sucking and stroking the thick meat offered to him. Back and forth the soldier goes, sucking the flesh of his superior officers. One officer goes down into the pit to finger, then fuck the soldier with his thick meat. F'lamin Yon wonders how he gets something so big into that tight ring of flesh. The fuck and suck continues until the other officer joins in on the fucking. The underling is really getting his ass fucked hard. The three form a three-way fuck with the underling in the middle before they all cum.

F'lamin Yon was certainly standing at attention through this video! These studs were hot and ready to serve their country! Porn is an American way of life that F'lamin Yon is happy to support! Seven face towels were used to polish my gun. Muah, SIR!

Inferno heats up the armed forces with their video “Mud on the Helmet“. It wasn't what F'lamin Yon was expecting, which was some outdoor fun, but the hot sex that did happen made up for it! These boys stand at attention and deliver with a rigorous vigor!

The first scene has Montana talking to his friend Charlie. He makes a booty call, and is already hard and hot for his lover. They strip down and get right down to business. Charlie proves his title as a service man, and sucks Montana's cock down his throat. He definitely knows how to polish that gun. A good bit of the video is Charlie sucking off Montana, F'lamin Yon thinks they should share some of that. But Montana is more interested in Charlie's ass as he rides him against the couch. They both jerk off to a happy ending and sound off.

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In another hotel, two recruits meet to enjoy the delicious taste of each other's bodies. One is already hard from jerking his cock, and his friend does what he can to help out. He strokes his hard lover's meat while he gets sucked off. Soon his cock is forgotten as the other hottie sucks off his friend. They trade places to share in the experience then sixty-nine. Once they are completely hard, one mounts the other and lets his hips fire against his lover's hot ass. In the end, they both polish their guns until their load is fully spent.

The last scene has a young recruit offering a sexy long-haired hitch hiker a place to stay and a cock to suck. He strips the recruit's clothes off and enjoys the delicious taste of his thick cock. The army boy seems quite thrilled with his new friend's way of thanking him. The recruit doesn't return the favor, but he does sink his cock into the hitch hiker's beautiful ass. He fucks him against the kitchen counter much to his delight. The army boy cums first then his new friend screams his passion all over himself.

Ah, men in uniform, just what F'lamin Yon loves. These army boys really give yours truly a reason to join the forces. The sex was great but some of these higher ranking boys need to remember that they need to prove they can suck a cock before their recruits do it. Five face towels were used for his video. Muah, Sir!!

Glory Holes of New York...three words...Fa Bu Lous! If you like watching super sweaty muscley guys getting it on, and if watching studly bears getting their asses spread and slammed full of salami while they get stuffed with sausage at the other end just like a calzone and filled with just as many hot and zesty juices turns you on, then this is a movie guaranteed to pop your cock more than a bottle of poppers!

Don't even get me started about the sizes of the cocks in this movie...I'm talking sky-rockets in flight...afternoon delight and lordy me do these rockets explode with fireworks ? You can bet your ass they do...all over these slutty sexpigs' faces and asses. The variety of sets and situations that they apply use of glory-holes to shows that at least some thought went into the scenery, even though not much budget did. Personally though my eyes were more riveted on watching those huge cocks riveting those hungry asses and all that tanned muscle rippling against each other while the sweat dripped and the action got hotter.

I don't know where they managed to find so many super-hung fuck-studs, but I know that the next place they will be found is in my dreams tonight.

Five pre-cum coated swishes straight-up for Glory Holes of New York.

Mmmmm...three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn't the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other's cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.